Am I being spied on??

[steve69]

Well. After 8 years and believing that finally you know every square inch of your motorhome, an unexpected item suddenly appears. This really mystifies me as the overhead cupboard in which I found this item has been in constant use since day one. No-one who has ever been in the van smokes, which makes it even weirder. I have never seen this before and cannot understand how it could have lain undiscovered until last year. But there it was, sliding about in the empty cupboard and only revealed by removing the clothes that occupied the space. And the cupboard has been filled and emptied several times over the years.
Russian spies at work maybe?

 

[MisterB]

From Russia With Love, Mr Bond .....

 

[Phill D]

I wouldn’t drink the ️

 

[cyberyacht]

If you bought it privately, I bet the ad said "no smokers or dogs"

 

[Jim]

Maybe it’s just a Tsar-prise gift from the manufacturer!

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[Jim]

Maybe it was Put in as a surprise!

 

[Jim]

Maybe it Kreml-in there when you weren’t looking!

 

[B+W vanman]

A promotional gift from Hab-ergé?

 

[Just smiffy]

Your on a roll Jim ..

Maybe fallen out of lining from someone who built the van

 

[Jim]

What if it's not a motorhome after all! Maybe you bought a Soviet sleeper van!

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[suavecarve]

I was enjoying Jims puns but the wife has just called and I Moscow

 

[The Old Man]

Mechanic or Technician when in for a Service?

I once collected a rather posh car from a Service and found a pair of knickers under the front passenger seat!

Not my car or knickers!

It had also driven itself 175 miles while in the garage!

 

[Jim]

Maybe it was a gift. On picking up a new Range Rover, I opened the bonnet at home to find a brand new SnapOn ratchet just sitting there, I still have it.

 

[Peavy]

Do
not
light
it...

 

[raysalaugh]

It's what the manufacturers do to make the motorhomes lighter.

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[Sandancers]

Have you tried pressing the ignition button down and saying in a Russian accent "Hello Olga, Agent 44 reporting in"?

 

[The Coops]

At least your wallet won't feel lighter!

 

[rolosroller]