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Sat Nav problem

Discussion in 'MOTORHOME CHAT' started by Glyn and Debbie, Nov 19, 2012.

  1. Glyn and Debbie

    Glyn and Debbie Funster

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Location:
    Manchester
    GPS
    I have a little Satnav
    I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones
    My Satnav is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    Especially how to drive
    "It's 60 miles an hour", it says
    "You're doing sixty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear.

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure I'm properly fed,
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I do wish that once in a while
    I could turn the f---ing thing off.
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  2. Glyn and Debbie

    Glyn and Debbie Funster

    Joined:
    May 18, 2011
    Location:
    Manchester
    Glad people find it as funny as I did
  3. talaris

    talaris Funster

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2012
    Location:
    Cornwall
    Brilliant. Quite true too!

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